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    Underwear Is Important!

    I got this in an email today and howled!!! Richard??

    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

    From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

    The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

    On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

    The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Seen one? Seen em all??????

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    I should never have fallen for this thread - I should have known you two would be "up" to no good.

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    So what was wrong with the car?

    Loose nuts on the undercarriage?

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    Actually, I think it was the ball joint.....
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    And along comes the party pooper!

    http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/unzipped.asp
    Sorry Slick.....
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    Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
    And along comes the party pooper!

    http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/unzipped.asp
    Sorry Slick.....
    Uh, but I think Slick only repeated a "joke" she had received.
    It was never meant to be taken seriously - only funny

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    Yup, I took for granted it was joke but thanks anyway Jan. I just thought it was so funny and Richard would get a kick out of it.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




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    Originally posted by slick
    Yup, I took for granted it was joke but thanks anyway Jan. I just thought it was so funny and Richard would get a kick out of it.

    Oh, So now I AM the object of your twisted urban myths??

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    I think you will need to check that answer out on TruthorFiction.com
    Richard.

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