So.
I have a cat now. Well, I've had a cat for about a month now.
I get home from band practice. I'm in the kitchen, making dinner, and Bella runs and hides. It's time for our daily hide and seek game. She loooves to play, and won't come by me until we do.
Today, for instance, she ran down the steps to the basement and ran back up, pausing and sitting on the first step. She squats down, low enough but I can still see her ears. I say, "Bella, I can still seeee youuuu... and I'm coming to get youuuu..." She pops her head up, looks, makes sure I'm still coming, and squats even lower. She EVEN moves her ears down into airplane ear position so I can't see them.
I tiptoe quietly to the step... quietly... shhh... I whisper, "Bellaaaa... I'm coming to get youuuu..." and she peeks up again, see's me and dashes between my legs.
HAH! I have found her. Winner AGAIN.
She comes back, does some head bumpies on my leg, and gives me some well deserved tooth rubs.What a good end to a looong day.
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But now, little angel cat has turned into little Miss SATAN. I finish making my dinner, go upstairs to Pet Talk () and I look for her. I can hear her bell... but where the heck is she? She's in the room somewhere...
*puts plate down*
*gets down on hands and knees, looks under both beds.*
No cat. Hmm.
*looks in blanket, she loves sleeping there... no cat*
Where is she you ask?
Hanging on the screen of the window. Behind the curtain. Chasing moths. You CAN'T see a BLACK cat on a BLACK screen when it's NIGHT TIME.
*sigh*
Oh, and it only gets better. Last night? Don't EVEN get me started on last night.
*hops in bed, curls up, goes to sleep*
"Meow!"
*sigh, 'Ignore her, she will go away.'*
"MeeeOOOWWWW."
*sigh*
"MEEEEOWWWWWWWWW!"
*gets up, opens door, looks at cat acting innocently*
"Yes? What do you want?"
*cat comes in, helps self to warm bed*
"'Scuse me cat, that's MY bed."
*pushes cat to end of bed, goes back to bed*
*wakes up to cat purring loudly in face, cat stretched across my neck, paws on my nose*
"Cat. Off." *pushes cat off bed, rolls over, goes back to bed*
This repeats on and off... twenty or so times a night until she gets the hint.
*sigh* Cats. What the heck? Lmao...![]()
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