U.S.R.S.F

**Angus's Dad** · 08-07-2005, 12:40 AM

Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North & South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given
only the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

**Cinder & Smoke** · 08-07-2005, 01:03 AM

None from OHIO??

Too bad they wouldn't let you join.

/s/ Phred

**jenluckenbach** · 08-07-2005, 05:12 AM

ROTFLOL

**chocolatepuppy** · 08-07-2005, 06:11 AM

Yes, I'm aware of that. My brother, who lives in Mississippi, just left here to return home so he could join.

He doesn't like anyone who doesn't drink beer!

**Corinna** · 08-07-2005, 07:20 AM

Your list is incomplete Montana's are positive (and have the proof) that Ernheart's death was a plot so they are in charge. ( heaven help the Iraqi sheep)