A laugh for us ladies... and men (maybe)!

**beeniesmom** · 07-11-2005, 03:18 PM

A laugh for the ladies.... and men with a sense of humour.

http://www.pwwhite.com/mansong.swf

**kittycats_delight** · 07-12-2005, 12:43 AM

now when are all men gonna learn that? LOL

I played this for hubby and he liked it.
I think his favorite line was. I'm topdog around her but I've been neutered. LOL

**jesse_3** · 07-12-2005, 01:36 AM

I don't have sound on my computer *pout* When I get sound, I'll come back to this thread

...Isn't it amazing on how much you want something until you can't have it?

Steph and Jes

**kuhio98** · 07-13-2005, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by jesse_3
I don't have sound on my computer *pout* When I get sound, I'll come back to this thread...Isn't it amazing on how much you want something until you can't have it?

Steph and Jes

I don't have sound on this computer either, but I think I heard this one a few years ago. I remember some of the lyrics. It goes something like this.

I don't take no crap from anyone else but you
And I wear the pants in the family when I'm finished with the laundry
'Cuz I'm the man of the house but I've been neutered

Something like... It's funny.

**DJFyrewolf36** · 07-13-2005, 12:03 PM

For those of you without sound

The Man Song
by Sean Morey

He's the man... he's the man!

I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.

He's the man... he's the man!

What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
'Cause I am the head honcho around here! ... but it's all in my head.

He's the man... he's the man!

And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.

He's the man... he's the man!

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered.

He's the man... he's the man!

I love this song lol. If you like this, you should search for the Woman Song by the same artist. It's really funny!