A plot to kitnap Willy from Montreal

[sasvermont]

I have hired private detectives to find out exactly where Willy resides and as soon as we locate him, I have authorized the detectives to kitnap him and bring him to an undisclosed site where he will be auctioned off to the highest bidder(s).

Anyone want to start the bidding?

[Killearn Kitties]

Excellent plan! I'll make the opening bid.

Is it A&P Investigations you have hired? If so, we will have to make sure that they don't take Willy straight home. Cats that enter that house never seem to leave ...

[Barbara]

I think it would be best that the un-disclosed place is on a different continent and suggest good old Europe

A&P investigations may help in this as I am not sure they want any more little nawtee brothers

[Edwina's Secretary]

I must go out of town but be assured I will top any bid you get!

I want Willy!!!!

[Lacey]

For Wee Willy Winkie? Hmmm... I'll bid with Kahlua, her donkey, a featherwand with a jingly bell on it, and all the change in my truck's console!

[catmandu]

I WILL PUT UP POUNCETTE.ON SECOND THOUGHT,POUNCETTE,HAS BEEN A LOT NICER,,LATELY.SO SHE STAYS.SORRY WEE WILLIE!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by Killearn Kitties
Is it A&P Investigations you have hired? If so, we will have to make sure that they don't take Willy straight home. Cats that enter that house never seem to leave ...

Rut roe, Kim, your reputation precedes you.

I will assist with the auctioning instead of actually bidding.

Hebiblablablablabla....hebiblabala....SOLD! Oops, got a head of myself there.

[Abby&Buddy'sMom]

We will bid for Willy....4 furry mice, 3 bouncy balls, 1 fishing pole with a fuzzy on it, 2 bags of treats.....and our most prized thing of all....
my yellow ring ....sincerely Abby and her partner Buddy SSHHH.... don't tell mom we have been here on PT, because either of us arent old enough yet to use the internet

[momcat]

I'm definitely in the bidding, just trying to figure up all the assets. One thing concerns me though, what guarantee do we have that the hired detectives won't keep Willy for themselves and never contact us again? We all know that just one look at Willy is all it takes to fall hopelessly in love with him.

[catnapper]

Originally posted by Killearn Kitties
Excellent plan! I'll make the opening bid.

Is it A&P Investigations you have hired? If so, we will have to make sure that they don't take Willy straight home. Cats that enter that house never seem to leave ...

A&P are not confiming nor are they denying anything. I DID see Pouncer near the road atlas yesterday, and Allen was looking at photos... now that you mention it, he could have been deciding which photo would be best on a passport!

Now, their meowmie wonders how she has such a reputation for keeping cats. Just because her screen name is catnapper does not mean she actually does it in person! Just because two (possibly three) of her fosters never left... oh phooey... you know very well that if that cutie pie came here that he'd never leave!

[jazzcat]

We are currently busy gathering up all we have to bid with. I want Wild Hair Willy!!!

[rg_girlca]

OH NO!!!!!!!!

I'll be back..........................................

[Abby&Buddy'sMom]

If you REALLY WANT sweet little that bad....maybe Rocky would be willing to trade in "the Clubber" for him.... hhhmmmm.....willy for clubber....LOL!

[jazzcat]

Originally posted by Abby&Buddy'sMom
If you REALLY WANT sweet little that bad....maybe Rocky would be willing to trade in "the Clubber" for him.... hhhmmmm.....willy for clubber....LOL!

ROFLOL!!!! The thing is I can't figure out how to get those two apart and can't part with my Rocky boy.

[rg_girlca]

Okay I talked with Willy about the situation.

I went into his room and found him sleeping. So I woke him up to tell him that some people are on their way to kitnap him.
This is how it went.

"Willy, sweetie, meowmie has to tell you something."
"What meowmie, what is it?"


"Well Willy, there are some people that want to come over here to kitnap you."
"Whhhhaaattttt!!!!! Oh no, I have to hide somewhere meowmie."
So he picked his favorite hiding place. Snuggled in among my vacuum cleaner hose.


"Sorry sweetie, but they can see you there."
"I know, I will hide in the big cat house."

"Ummmm, they will find you in there, for sure."

More coming up in next post.