Why don't they make dog biscuits that taste like a mailman's leg?
If diamonds are a women's best friend why do men have to settle for a dog?
Which ones are the kibbles and which ones are the bits?
When dog food is new and better tasting, who tests it? And how do the testers let you know that it's better tasting?
Why does everyone like the smell of puppy breath? And if the puppies only drink their mother's milk, why does their breath always smell like bacon?
How come a dog hates it when you blow in its face but hangs its head out the window when you are driving?
Why is a dog so jumpy if you lightly touch its tail yet it feels nothing when it bangs it repeatedly on the kitchen table?
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Just TOO funny!!! Although I have to agree with jennifert 
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