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  1. 04-29-2005, 05:24 PM #1
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    Product warnings revisited........



    I just opened the box to my new chainsaw and started reading the manual........

    On the bottom of the first page:

    DO NOT operate chainsaw while upset.

    I thought that was the perfect time to operate a chainsaw?
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  2. 04-29-2005, 05:31 PM #2
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    That's hilarious.

    I'm sure Richard will have more to add when he has a chance to log on.....
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  3. 04-29-2005, 10:42 PM #3
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    Well as long as you don't live in Texas, have have an urge for a massacre.

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    I don't know if this counts as one or not but last night I was watching a commercial for a new sleeping pill that has just come out. The ad said, "May cause drowsiness."

    Ya think?

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  5. 04-30-2005, 08:37 AM #5
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    I bought a sweater many years ago, and the washing instruction tag said to "Wash in Snow". Good thing it was a Winter sweater lol! I wish I'd clipped out a few articles from the paper too. One was in the "Lost & Found" section of the local paper, and someone had lost a "Grey and White Kitchen". Another was one I couldn't resist...a person was selling a "Half couch". I called the number in the ad, and asked very nicely if he'd be willing to sell just a quarter of it? He was NOT amused and rudely hung up on me! I was ROFLMAO! To this day, I'm still wondering what a 'half couch' is?
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    i think a half couch is a loveseat
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  7. 05-01-2005, 11:24 AM #7
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    Chalk up the stupid warnings to stupid lawsuits, some companes try to stay one step ahead.
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    Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
    Another was one I couldn't resist...a person was selling a "Half couch". I called the number in the ad, and asked very nicely if he'd be willing to sell just a quarter of it? He was NOT amused and rudely hung up on me! I was ROFLMAO! To this day, I'm still wondering what a 'half couch' is?




    do a google search for "half couch"

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    Originally posted by Luvin Labs




    do a google search for "half couch"
    Ah Ha! It's something you lie around in for a very long time...and I thought I could sit on it. Yikes, and lol! The mystery's been solved.
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