Well look at you, Mr. Champers, lounging so gracefully on your kitty tree and looking like such a gentleman! Good thing we know that your're a purloiner of others' food!!

You are quite the handsome fellow; your markings are gorgeous and that face.....oh, that beautiful face!

On top of it all, you're athletic, too. Doing all those high jumps takes a lot out of a guy. No wonder you're posing so beautifully.

Congratulations to a real beauty! Enjoy your special day and please don't throw up!