"g" what is that dog eating???

[RICHARD]

Dog's 'tumour' was a g-string

A German vet who operated on a dog to remove a suspected stomach tumour found a g-string instead.

Claudia Schuermann, head of the Troisdorf animal rescue home, said bull terrier Breiti was handed in after his previous owners complained he ate "anything that wasn't nailed down".

She said: "He's a lovely dog and we had already found him a new home when he stopped eating, and the vet noticed a hard lump in his stomach."

After giving 10-year-old Breiti an ultrasound examination, the vet concluded he had stomach cancer and operated immediately to remove the 'tumour'.

But when the pet was cut open the vet found the cancer was actually an undigested g-string the dog had stolen from his last owners.

Troisdorf worker Christiane Thul-Steinheuer said: "Bull terriers tend to have fetishes. Some like shoes, but with Breiti, it's lacy lingerie. Each to his own."


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No wonder that dog was 'UNDER the WEARther'

[jesse_3]

LOL! Poor dog. I am glad that it wasn't anything too serious though!

Steph and Jes

[slick]

Don't mean to be "brief" but too bad he wasn't a "boxer."

[DJFyrewolf36]

Originally posted by slick
Don't mean to be "brief" but too bad he wasn't a "boxer."

*GROAN*

Slick you are terrible

Some lady is really POed that her g string is missing, do you think the vet will give it back?

[finn's mom]

Eww...poor dog. I have to keep all of my undies out of Finn's reach. Undies and flip flops are his fetishes. He's a weirdo. After hearing about that, though, I'll be making an extra effort to keep those things away!

[jackie]

Awww, thats horrible!

It reminds me of when my Tito was a puppy and he ate a pair of socks. Turned out to be the most expensive pair I ever owned!

[grybai]

Ack!!! Payson has a HUGE underwear fetish - his goal seems to be to make all of my panties crotchless Looks like I better watch it!

[RICHARD]

Nope, I got nothing......

Nothing at all.....

[joycenalex]

maybe i'm 'lucky' alex only ate mardi grai beads....

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by joycenalex
maybe i'm 'lucky' alex only ate mardi grai beads....

And how, pray tell, did you come across those beads?

[joycenalex]

Originally posted by RICHARD
And how, pray tell, did you come across those beads?

first i found the empty bag, then i saw them on xrays (they do show up nicely FYI) and then about 3 days after the xrays, i was in the yard, very early one sunny summer morning, drinking my coffee, planning the next round of landscaping...and well let me say, i do keep a well picked up yard. . alex knew i was laughing at him too.

[dukedogsmom]

Maybe he was trying to floss his teeth?(seeing as how those are sometimes called butt floss