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  1. 04-05-2005, 08:11 PM #1
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    Funeral Home humor....

    A guy finishes reading a book titled "The Man of the House". Feeling macho, he approaches his wife and says, "I am the man of the house and what I say is LAW!!!"

    "I want you to prepare my dinner every single night and served at precisely 7 pm. I want you to make me homemade deserts, a different one every night. After dinner, I expect you to draw me a nice hot bath. In the morning, I expect to be dressed properly. Do you know WHO will be responsible for dressing me???"

    The wife replies, "Yeah, the funeral director!"

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    Ya got that right!!!!

    Good one Donna.

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    LOL I love it.
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  5. 04-05-2005, 10:36 PM #5
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    LOL! Funny, thanks for sharing! We can always use some humor!
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