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    Donuts work better!

    Policeman bribed with burgers

    A man from Florida faces charges after attempting to bribe a policeman with McDonald's cheeseburgers.

    Steven T Denton, from Marathon, was originally arrested following a fight at a local pub but tried to avoid being locked up by bribing the police officer on duty, reports Keynoter.com.

    Deputy Mark Eastly said: "Denton told me that if I would drive him to McDonald's, he would buy me two cheeseburgers if I let him go and did not take him to jail."

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    Should have offering him donuts and coffee!!

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    LOL, well you never know.

    I would have to say Krispy Kreme chocolate iced donuts would probaby work on me.

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    hahaha! I can see it now..."But Sir, it is fresh...with all the fixings!"
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    Steak yes. Hamburgers no.

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    Obviously no fries with that then.

    (cheesecake is my weakness, you would get a yes out of me any time if you offered me cheesecake, Carole uses this to great effect )

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