My mother asked me to tell you that she is planning on shipping me over to Germany in time for Valentine's Day. Apparently, I made her very, very angry last night!It's just that those blinds hanging on the door in her room are so much fun to bang! They hang down from above the doorway and I can rattle them with my paw and they shake back and forth, back and forth. They are most fun when it is dark, say 3 or 4 am!
Usually when I bang them it's because I want to go outdoors. Lately, though, I've just been doing it for fun. When she gets up and opens the sliding glass door to let me outside, I run up under the chair and don't go out. One my second time banging the blinds last night, she scooped me up, before she opened the door, and I put my claws right into her stomach and gave her a good, bloody scratch right across the belly. She was not happy.
She threw me out the door!!!
But I got her back because just as she fell back to sleep, I was ready to come back inside, so I climbed the screen door and banged it until she got up and let me back in.
After all that activity, all I wanted to do was sleep this morning, but she kept on sticking her finger in my side and saying "wake up, Buttercup, wake up". I think she muttered something about showing me how it feels to be awakened. I don't care. I can sleep all day! Hehehe!!! Wonder why she said she wants to send me to Barbara right away??? Daddy said they should lock me out of their bedroom, but I'm smart and I can open the door!!!!![]()
Do you want me, Barbara? I simply don't know what to do. My mom says that you might have less patience with my games than she does. That would be a bad thing!!!!
I'm going back to bed now. I'll wait to hear from you.
Love,
Butter
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