Today, we were in the doctor parking lot and my son was being pokey on purpose. He was going out of his way to annoy us. He was taking like a step every couple seconds. So, my husband and I hid behind a car, thinking we'd scare him a bit. We were watching him, waiting to see what he would do.
He stops...Looks around...Realizes that we were gone...then gets a huge smile and starts walking quickly in the other direction.
We were baffled. I go "Where were you going!? You weren't scared!?"
He smiled big and said "NO! I got so excited. I thought that I was finally going to be on my own. I thought I was free."
I go "Well, where were you going? What were you going to do with your freedom?"
He goes "I was taking off to go build my own house so that I don't have to pay taxes."
Oh, forgot a part. After that, I said "I hate to break it to you son, but you have to pay taxes no matter what."
He goes "Man...that's not fair. This government is all jacked up."
Reply With Quote
Your son is hilarious!
LOL...Does he listen to you two talk a lot? Smart kid
Be happy there at the Rainbow Bridge 
Bookmarks