New activist group- P.E.T.S.

[RICHARD]

I am starting a group that is interested in protecting an overlooked section of life.

Synthetic products.

Hence the name of the group-

People for the Ethical Treament of Synthetics.

I recently read that faux fur is the rage this shopping season.

How many fauxes need to die to keep women in fashionable clothing?

I would like to call to your attention that many rayons, dacrons and nylons are slaughtered, in a most inhumane fashion here in the United States.

Notice that media has never reported on the Synthetic Fiber farms that operate all across the world....

Please help me stop this inhumane method of treating these poor synthetics!!!

[smokey the elder]

...and I think all the Naugas are extinct.

[Lady's Human]

Naugas are not extinct, they are currently preserving a small herd of Naugas at the university of southern north dakota at hoople in their endangered species preserve. Unfortunately millions of these poor defenseless synthetics were slaughtered in the '60s and '70s, and PETA didn't even bat an eye.

[RICHARD]

Now for a spanish lesson....


A 'nalga' (nahl-ga) is a term for the cheeks of your rear end.

Sooooo, the funniest thing was to call up furniture stores and ask them if they had any furniture in "Nalga-Hide"...


Thank you for your attention, your membership cards are in the mail....