Thursday #83- By the Sea!!!

[RICHARD]

Since we have had such a "pun" time with the fish thread, I thought a little trip to the beach might be in order.....

Bring a towel, sun screen and an umbrella.....

The DOTD's are

Beach Blanket Bingo

Equal parts of Cranberry & Grapefruit juice, Splash of Soda

Stir juices over ice in a Collins glass, top with soda, Garnish with a Lime wedge

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Beachcomber

1 1/2 oz. Rum, 1/2 oz. each; Triple Sec & Lime juice

Shake with ice & Pour into a chilled cocktail glass


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The Beach Warmer

3/4 oz. Chambord, 3/4 oz. Kahlua, Hot Chocolate

Stir in an Irish Coffee Mug.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Are you going to be our life guard?

I will probably need one! I stepped on my own foot and fell Monday. Then when I turned the computer on today, it didn't load.
So, I tried again. Then I noticed the little green light on the monitor wasn't on. I turned the monitor on and it worked fine!

I've been playing a surfing video game this morning!
I got ate by a shark!!!

I need a big cherry root beer!
Oh, and 4 catnip teas please!
I think I need training wheels too!

[Corinna]

Will Annette and Frankie be joining us? I sure could use the warmth. Its 29 and snowing here.

[davidpizzica]

Connie, did you ever have one of those days where NOTHING goes right? Especially getting eaten by a shark? I might warm myself with a beach warmer and a couple of catnip teas for the girls.

[robinh]

I could sure use SEVERAL Beachcombers - tall ones! Having a really crappy day.

Why is it my fault when someone else forgets to do something?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by david p
Connie, did you ever have one of those days where NOTHING goes right? Especially getting eaten by a shark? I might warm myself with a beach warmer and a couple of catnip teas for the girls.

David, I seem to be having a WEEK like that!


Gosh, I hope Mario doesn't wear a bikini!
It would look awful with his diaper!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

I'm with Robin, a couple of good tall strong Beach Combers here please.

MOFF, I don't think Mario would wear a bikini. A Speedo maybe, which is just as bad.

It snowed here again last night. Not much, but enough for me to really appreciate the one grain of sand that somehow grows to buckets when it's time to clean out the car. Not to mention the sun and the ocean breeze that's blowing through my hair and making the palm trees rustle. Aaahhhh....what a life.....

Mario, can I please have the sun screen? No....wait....noooo...not in my hair Mario!!!

[davidpizzica]

Connie, a one piece suit would look better on him. At least it will hide the diaper!! LOL!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces


I need a big cherry root beer!
Oh, and 4 catnip teas please!
I think I need training wheels too! [/B]

Isn't it funny how much we depend on that little green light?


Cherry root beer and 4 CNTs.....Training wheels on a surfboard???

DONE!

Corrina,
Annette and Frankie!!! And a balmy 85 degrees...DONE!

David,

Beachwarmer and two CNTs...

DONE!


Robin,

Because you work in the same area????
Two beachcombers!! DONE!


MOFF,

Congrats on your milestone and no, Mario won't be wearing a bikini....I have some big baggy shorts for him....

Done!!!

[wolflady]

Yum, I'll take a couple of those Beach Warmer's myself as I'm quite chilly. It will be just perfect before a trip to the beach!

Ahhhhh.....that's a Moray....

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by wolflady
Yum, I'll take a couple of those Beach Warmer's myself as I'm quite chilly. It will be just perfect before a trip to the beach!

Ahhhhh.....that's a Moray....

Oh, what an EELing.........

Two beachwarmers.....DONE!

T&P,
Two beachcombers!!! DONE!!

DONE

David,

I'm sorry but no one is dressing Mario up in a girl's swimsuit!!!!

[robinh]

Nope, the boss tells me to do one thing, then the supervisor tells me to do another and then they are upset at me. Or they'll tell me one thing today and tomorrow argue that's not what they said.

YIKES - make up your mind people!! Wish I could find another job that pays as well as this one - I'd be out of here like a shot!

[lbaker]

I think we had enough pun-ishment with the fishy thing, I've been humming "Salmon chanted evening" for days now and I'm ready to wring someone whose name I won't mentions neck. just kidding dear heart! That beach warmer thingy sounds wooooonderful. An extra large if you please kind sir

[catland]

I'll take a beachwarmer, barkeep.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Another Beach Comber please. And I suggest everyone else stock up because after this post, you're going to need it.

Just got an email that brought me back a few weeks to the Switzerland trip we took, and all the yodeling Gini was doing. I just had to share, so here you go. Oh, and if you're too young to be in a bar, please kindly skip to the next post without reading further in this one.

It's said this is how yodeling began:

Many years ago a man was traveling through the
mountains of Switzerland.

Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had
nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse
and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.

The farmer told him that he could sleep in the
barn.

As the story goes, the farmer's daughter came
down from upstairs and asked her father,
"Who's that man going into the barn?"

"That's some fellow traveling through," said the
farmer. "He needs a place to stay for the night,
so I said he could sleep in the barn."

The daughter said, "Perhaps he's hungry." So she
prepared him a plate of food and took it out to the barn.

About an hour later, the daughter returned, her
clothing disheveled and straw in her hair.
Straight up to bed she went.

The farmer's wife was very observant. She then
suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty.
So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the
barn, and she too did not return for an hour.
Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned
incorrectly and her hair all messed up. She also
headed straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn
got up and continued on his journey, waving to
the farmer as he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned that the
visitor was gone, she broke into tears.
"How could he leave without even saying goodbye,
" she cried. "We made such passionate love last night!"

"What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out
of the house looking for the man who, by now,
was halfway up the mountain.

The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get
you! You had sex with my daughter!"

The man looked back down from the mountainside,
cupped his hand next to his mouth, and yelled out:

"LAIDTHEOLELADEETOO."