Eye halve a spelling chequer

[cali]

hehe I saw this on a wall, and loved it so I thought I would find it and post it lol

*WARNING* this will be VERY hard to read!

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Eye halve a spelling chequer



I have a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.

-- Sauce Unknown

[guineapiglover4life]

-Rubs forehead- Uggh, someone give me some aspirin, I think I have a headache! It's very funny!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Cinder & Smoke sez ~

Dat'z da same pro gramme WE uze!

[Barbara]

That's so funny- but for people with foreign languages it's even harder to read

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

Originally posted by Barbara
That's so funny- but for people with foreign languages it's even harder to read

He he, I agree!! I liked the final sentence though :"Sauce unknown"

[swimma253]

lol thats funny!


I dont get the saunce unknown part though...

[lynnestankard]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke



Cinder & Smoke sez ~

Dat'z da same pro gramme WE uze!

IT IS - IT IS!!!!!! LOLOLOL!!!

Lynne

[cookieluver7]

That is cute. but very hard to read. gosh, i had to read it out loud to understand what it said!!!

[Lilith Cherry]

"I have a spelling chequer
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're laks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does not phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too please."

Jeroen LoeffAll rights reserved
Copyright '96-'98

As you can see it is not really "sauce Unknown LOL

I gave a copy of this to each of my Chinese students at the beginning of this term .. we all had a jolly good laugh at it!! It is very hard to "sea awl" the mistakes if you are not a native English speaker but they did extremely well!

[trayi52]

So funny!!

Willie

[flamepony12]

LOLOL!!! that's really funny!

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

Originally posted by swimma253
lol thats funny!


I dont get the saunce unknown part though...

"sauce unknown" stands for "source unknown"