For those of you who don't know what a limerick is, it has five lines, the first, second and fifth line rhyme ( last word), and the third and the fourth line rhyme ( last word)...so give it a try...here are a couple i thought of...Silly...
First one:
Dale, the Swissie, is big,
When he “talks”, he sounds like a pig,
Snort, snort, you will hear,
In your left or right ear,
“Mom, can I go out to dig?"
Second one:
When the big galloot comes running,
You duck, you hide, as he's coming,
What will he do,
Will he bump me or you?,
The impact is rather quite stunning.
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