Dogs, Pet Peeves, & Men.

**molucass** · 10-29-2004, 01:34 PM

Lol.. I got this in my e-mail this morning... I think it's funny.

10 Dogs Pet Peeves About Humans

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny....not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN DOG YOU IDIOT!!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... STOP IT.

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog, WHOOOOHOOOOO what a proud
moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when
I freak out every time we go back.

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters? Hello!! Haven't you noticed the fur????

How dogs and men are the same

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

3. Both mark their territory.

4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

7. Neither does any dishes.

8. Both fart shamelessly.

9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

10. Both like dominance games.

11. Both are suspicious of the postman.

12. Neither understands what you see in cats.

**Miranda_Rae** · 10-29-2004, 01:51 PM

LOL...too funny!

**snappy** · 10-29-2004, 02:20 PM

LOL!

I love this - and it is so very true!!! All of it!!!

I do have one more for the Dogs....

A friend of mine left her dog inside last night while the trick or treaters came up the walk. He got mad and Pee'd in her purse. She didn't notice until after she had let him out back to pee and he didn't have much there. She then grabbed her purse to go visit her children and share the left over candy. Big nasty suprise was waiting for her!

**Twisterdog** · 10-30-2004, 09:12 AM

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
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11. Both are suspicious of the postman.

LMAO!!!

**Christiansmommy** · 10-30-2004, 10:38 AM

So funny!! I can just hear a dog saying those things!!

This one is so funny:

2. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN DOG YOU IDIOT!!

**Tonya** · 10-30-2004, 10:42 AM

Hehehe, this one is my favorite:

7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

My husband is supposed to be going in for a vascectomy and he keeps freaking out and making up lame excuses everytime I go to call the doctor. lol.

**davidpizzica** · 10-30-2004, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by molucass
Lol.. I got this in my e-mail this morning... I think it's funny.

10 Dogs Pet Peeves About Humans

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny....not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN DOG YOU IDIOT!!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... STOP IT.

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog, WHOOOOHOOOOO what a proud
moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when
I freak out every time we go back.

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters? Hello!! Haven't you noticed the fur????

How dogs and men are the same

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

3. Both mark their territory.

4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

7. Neither does any dishes.

8. Both fart shamelessly.

9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

10. Both like dominance games.

11. Both are suspicious of the postman.

12. Neither understands what you see in cats.

Molucass, being a man I agree with all of the dog ones, but I DO wash dishes, I have no fear of vacuuming,and believe me, I understand what you see in cats!

**ILoveMyAbbyGirl** · 10-31-2004, 01:37 PM

Great!

There was one... umm...

6. The fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog, WHOOOOHOOOOO what a proud
moment for the top of the food chain.

Lmao... that one had me laughing the longest!!