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    Can you make this thing work? (joke)

    A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
    The CEO said with a worried expression, "This is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
    "Sure," said the young executive, eager to gain points with the big wig. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
    "Thank you so much!" said the CEO. "I need two copies."



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


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    LOL! The sad thing is I used to work for a guy like that!

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    LOL


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    LOL
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    I'm blonder than that. I just emailed this joke off to three friends.

    After I pushed Send....I realized.....

    they are Pet Talkers too!!!

    I have friends?? Who said that??
    Last edited by slick; 09-12-2004 at 05:45 PM.
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