Haha, that probably caught your eye. I hesitated on telling this, but it's funny. So what the heck, I'll give out to much information.
I will tell the end of the story first so that I don't traumatize you. I DO NOT HAVE CHEST HAIRS.
Today, I was in the shower, and I looked down, and there were black thick hairs growing all on my chest. I soaped and soaped them but they wouldn't go away. I tried pulling at them, but they were brand new growth, so I couldn't grasp them. They were sticking out, so they really really looked like they were growing out of my skin.
Well, being pregnant sensitive me, I started thinking about how now that I have manly chest hairs, my husband isn't going to find me attractive, I'm a freak, I am going to grow a beard next, etc, etc... And then I started bawling. So, Mike came in to see what was wrong. And I barely mustered the courage to tell him "I haaaave chest haaaaairrrrrrs. boooo hooo." He was all "Honey, it's just the pregnancy hormones, I am sure that they will fall out after you have the baby."
Well, once I got out of the shower and dried off, all of my new chest hairs came out. And then I remembered...Mike had gotten a hair cut yesterday, and I'd worn his shirt this morning to do housework. haha. Whew! Close call!
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