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    Everyone Read This Out Loud!! Have Fun!

    The following is a story of Petey, the snake. To get the full meaning of
    the story we suggest you read out loud.

    Petey was a snake, only so big. Petey lived in a pit with his mother. One
    day Petey was hissing in the pit when his mother said, "Petey, don't hiss in
    the pit, go outside the pit to hiss." So Petey went outside of the pit to
    hiss.

    Petey was hissing all around when he finally leaned over and hissed in the
    pit. Petey's mother heard Petey hissing in the pit and said, "Petey, if you
    must hiss in a pit, go over to Mrs. Pott's pit and hiss in her pit.

    Petey went over to Mrs. Pott's pit to hiss in her pit, but Mrs. Pott was not
    at home so he hissed in her pit anyway. While Petey was hissing in Mrs.
    Pott's pit Mrs. Pott came home and found Petey hissing in her pit. She said,
    "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, don't hiss in my pit; go to your own pit
    and hiss."

    This made Petey very sad, and he cried all the way home. When Petey got
    home, his mother saw him crying and said, "Petey, what's the matter?" Petey
    said, "I went over to Mrs. Pott's to hiss in her pit but Mrs. Pott was not
    at home, so I hissed in her pit anyway. Mrs. Pott came home and found me
    hissing in her pit and said, "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit go to your
    own pit and hiss, don't hiss in my pit."

    This made Petey's mother very angry and she said, "Why that mean old Lady!
    I knew Mrs. Pott when she didn't have a pit to hiss in"
    ~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
    Author Unknown ~*~

    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    ~BRRR~ I'VE BEEN FROSTED!!!~ BRRR~

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    ROFLMAO!!!


    Lynne
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    LOL That is great.
    I luv it.
    I am so forwarding that.

    ROTFLOLAPMP
    (Rolling On The Floor Laghing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants)
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    ROFLMAO!!! My tongue is now in knots!

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    That is one of the best shaggy dog stories I've seen in ages!
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
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    Oh...that was a tongue twister? I was reading it slowly and carefully because I thought it was going to say "piss" instead of "hiss" so I was trying to figure it out...I thought it was a joke lol

    -thank you Poppy for the avatar.


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    ROFL

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    ROTFLMAO

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    OH MY, I almost hissed in my pit laughing!!

    Special Needs Pets just leave bigger imprints on your heart!

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    Originally posted by Laura's Babies
    OH MY, I almost hissed in my pit laughing!!
    Good response! LOL! Too funny huh? At least you didn't hiss yourself laughing!
    ~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
    Author Unknown ~*~

    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    ~BRRR~ I'VE BEEN FROSTED!!!~ BRRR~

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