roving toilet reporter

[sirrahbed]

An earlier thread got me wondering just who gave me this dubious honor and what I did to deserve such an honor and so I did a bit of research and found out that it was Debbie, Tubby and Peanut's Mom whom I can thank The subject was Pee-Biscuits and perhaps revisiting would be good for a laugh or two

[Craftlady]

Great thread... I'll add my 2 cents here. Girls pee biscuts are whoppers. Skinnys are golf ball size. RB Butterscotch taught Thumper when she came to live with us how to bury. Skinny has to teach Eleanor. She poops over night and whammie the smell first thing in the a.m. when mom's feet hit the floor. Not good.

[kimlovescats]

I'd say the title fits you well, after that post!!! You will notice I never reported on my cats!!! My hubby does most of the litter box duties here, but I know I have many different kinds and sizes when I have done it. I have even seen the concave ones, and the ones with tunnels in them!!! Very creative kitties indeed!

[trayi52]

My husband definitely does not do litterbox duty! I would die of a heart attack if I actually seen him scooping a litterbox!! I really mean this!

Seem like my cats all "make" huge pee biscuits! I mean huge. Grover did, when she was just a little baby! She always had a pretty good spout on her!

Willie

[nibblets]

Miss J drinks a lot of water and its not unusual for me to find 8 or 10 biscuits in one day, and some of them are real whoppers.
She must have been feeling really tropical yesterday...she made quite a beach.

[catnapper]

How on earth did I miss that thread? It was too funny!!! I am glad to know that my boys aren't all that strange. I have always wopndered how two cats can be dainty one day with little pee pellets, and then have gusher-inspired rocks the next day!

Yes, Ms. Roving Reporter, I think the name is befitting you.

[catmandu]

Its not the size , of the Pea Bisciuts, its the fact that Moose The Magnificent , and JJJ3, keep tossing them out , when they excavate the Litter Box!

[catmandu]

Its not the size , of the Pea Bisciuts, its the fact that Moose The Magnificent , and JJJ3, keep tossing them out , when they excavate the Litter Box!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Actually it came from your fascination with the "squatty potties" in Japan.

[Lillycat]

what?

[sirrahbed]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Actually it came from your fascination with the "squatty potties" in Japan.

Oh my, I guess I have earned it then....

Lillycat - In March, I visited my daughter Sirrahsim(Missy) who lives in Japan and wrote about the potties they have there! I have lived all over the world as an AF brat and guess I just like toilet things I am NOT weird-REALLY!! "Squatty potties" are porcelain holes flat on the ground. Very...uh..interesting There are also hi-tech "western" toilets there - with all these neato buttons to push! The only problem is, the directions are written in Kanji - that script writing, so you don't really know WHAT you will get when you start pushing buttons - sort of a *pot-luck surprise* (Missy did say "mom, don't push any buttons!") yeah right.
~roving toilet reporter

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Here's the link to the "Japan, squatty potty" thread.

Oh, and Debbie, you remind me of my mom. Not in the potty department, but in the "don't touch" department! We almost got kicked out of The Biltmore in Ashville, NC because she just had to see what was behind some door or something. Well.....needless to say an alarm went off and we almost got escorted out. After that I kept telling her "don't touch!" and "keep your hands to yourself!" To this day I have to keep reminding her of that incident. She says she "has a long nose."

Since we all eventually become our mothers, is this my destiny?

[DJFyrewolf36]

Heh, my mom is always telling ME not to touch lol. I got into trouble all the time when I was little because I would try to dismantle electronic stuff in department stores. I'd prolly blow the toilets in Japan up trying to flush them, Debbie!

[sirrahbed]

Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36
I'd prolly blow the toilets in Japan up trying to flush them, Debbie!

Oh but these don't just flush!! They give you everything a fancy car wash does, heated seat, mild, medium and super warm water jets, mild medium and super jet dry, the WORKS! There were even buttons I did NOT push!!!

[DJFyrewolf36]

That is creepy I dunno about a toilet that has spray jets...Id get uncomfortable! Although, Id like a heated seat for mine some mornings lol!