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  1. 09-18-2003, 04:39 PM #1
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    I'll scratch your back, you scratch......

    look out!!!


    another Eddie adventure....


    I settled in to watch T.V. the other night..
    I'm slouched over on the chair, leg crossed, when the cutest little kitty face appears at the foot of the chair!

    I can see him intently looking at me, with the love of a pet for his human!!! My heart melts, I wink at Eddie....
    He lifts his paw and drags his semi-exposed claws across my crotch!!!!!



    I think to myself, "what the hell was THAT ABOUT!!"

    I continue to watch that kitty-mug -lovingly staring at his dad-I ask him what he wants and I don't get an answer.....Hmmmmmmmm, he'll usually 'meow' for something.

    I go back to watching the tube.......

    A few seconds later I feel that paw in the same place.......only this time his claw is caught in
    the material........CLOSE CALL!!!!

    I manage to unhook him before he starts to struggle and really sink his claws INTO ME...

    A few seconds later a moth explodes from in between my legs (hey, behave yourselves)...
    and Eddie takes one more swipe at me and heads off to try and capture his prey.....


    This cat is gonna get me killed....how would i explain a Do-it-at-home vasectomy to the Emergency room people?


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    GOD, WHEN AM I GONNA LEARN TO SWALLOW BEFORE READING RICHARD'S POSTS!!! I almost choaked.......

    ROFLMAO!!!! I literally have tears running down my face and if this doesn't stop, your posts are gonna kill me!!

    Try being a woman and having a cat on your chest making bread???? Talk about ouch.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    This was a riot! Richard I love your humor!
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    Re: I'll scratch your back, you scratch......

    Originally posted by RICHARD
    A few seconds later a moth explodes from in between my legs (hey, behave yourselves)...

    Totally ROTFLMAO!!!!

    About to burst, partly from laughter and partly from trying to contain myself from making any further comments....
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    Re: Re: I'll scratch your back, you scratch......

    Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
    [About to burst, partly from laughter and partly from trying to contain myself from making any further comments
    You and me both!!! I'm sooo tempted.......but this is a family restaurant.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Originally posted by slick
    Try being a woman and having a cat on your chest making bread???? Talk about ouch.
    Mishi did this to me last night -- all 14.5 lbs of him! OUCH!

    I didn't realize this thread was about Richard's Eddie, until it was too late! When will I learn .... ROTFLMAO

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    Ok, how is it that Richard's post get better & better every time.
    You can paint an picture that's for sure! LMAO
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    Re: Re: Re: I'll scratch your back, you scratch......

    Originally posted by slick
    You and me both!!! I'm sooo tempted.......but this is a family restaurant.
    Ditto here! LOL LOL ROTFL, Richard! What a close encounter, eh??
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    LOL Another great Richard story.
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    That has never happened to me , but every once in a while they will jump down from the bookcase and land on a vulnerable spot! OUCH! Especially if it my furry ton of lead , Moose The Magnificent.
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  14. 09-19-2003, 10:12 AM #14
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    GOD, WHEN AM I GONNA LEARN TO SWALLOW BEFORE READING RICHARD'S POSTS!!! I almost choaked.......

    ROFLMAO!!!! I literally have tears running down my face and if this doesn't stop, your posts are gonna kill me!!

    Try being a woman and having a cat on your chest making bread???? Talk about ouch.
    ha ha ha, as I am laughing to hard to make a "decent" comment, I am quoting Slick's comment
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    laugh all you want.........

    my disfigurement is secondary


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