Bucket........3.50
Sponge........1.50
Soap..........1.00

A beautiful day to wash your car?
Priceless!


The speeding ticket you get while trying to
dry your car?

300 dollars and sheer stupidity on your part!

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Driver sped to blow-dry car

A New Zealand man caught speeding says he was driving fast so he could blow-dry his car.

Roger Edward Daniel was caught doing 74mph in a 30mph zone.

Whangarei District Court fined him $300 (about £110) and disqualified him from driving for six months after he pleaded guilty to dangerous driving.

When stopped by police the 37-year-old told officers he had just washed his car and was trying to dry it off, reports the Stuff website.

"I have a bad back and just thought I would do that to dry the car instead of having to chamois it dry," Daniel said in court.

"I was looking at the water on my bonnet as I was picking up speed, but I backed off when I realised how fast I was going."

He said there were no other vehicles or people on the road at the time.