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Thread: I got a wild hare......

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    I got a wild hare......

    Wild hare attacks man

    A German man suffered bite wounds to his foot after he was attacked by a wild hare.

    Juergen Marwedel was standing in a meadow near his home in Bargfeld when he noticed a friend on his moped.

    "Suddenly he stopped, waved his arms and kept calling for me," Mr Marwedel told the Cellesche Zeitung.

    As he approached his friend, it turned out a big hare had bitten into the rear tire of the moped and wouldn't let go.

    When Marwedel tried to get the animal off, it turned to him and bit through his shoe into his foot.

    Marwedel told the paper he couldn't get the hare off his foot and eventually had to kill it with a stick.

    He took the dead hare to district vet, Dr Eckhard Peters, who confirmed the hare was not rabid.


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    Oh Richard! You and your wild hares!!!!!

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    That is sure a hare raising tale!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Nothing more annoying than a 'hare' in your teeth!!

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    Before my hare kills me I'll shave it

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    Hrm at least he didn't have a wild hare on his buttox....

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    or....

    The hair of the hare that bit you.....

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    Boo Hiss

    This post just BEGS for puns....in true Richard form

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    Hmm--I have a sudden urge to watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
    Oreo and Molly

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    Originally posted by Kona & Oreo's mom
    Hmm--I have a sudden urge to watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
    Holy hand grenades at the ready!!!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    lmao

    "TIM:
    There he is!
    ARTHUR:
    Where?
    TIM:
    There!
    ARTHUR:
    What, behind the rabbit?
    TIM:
    It is the rabbit.
    ARTHUR:
    You silly sod!
    TIM:
    What?
    ARTHUR:
    You got us all worked up!
    TIM:
    Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
    ARTHUR:
    Ohh.
    TIM:
    That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
    ROBIN:
    You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
    TIM:
    Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
    GALAHAD:
    Get stuffed!"

    Sorry, I had to.



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