Success

[rg_girlca]

Got this in an e-mail today. Thought you guys and gals would get a kick out of it as I did.

SUCCESS

At age 4 success is. . . . . . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is. . . . . . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is. . . . . . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is. . . . . . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is. . . . . . . . having money.
At age 50 success is. . . . . . . . having money.
At age 60 success is. . . . . . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is. . . . . . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is. . . . . . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is. . . . . . . . not peeing in your pants.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way BUT never forget to remember the blessings that come each day.

[trayi52]

Lorraine, that is so cute, and so true. Where have you been, I have missed you, again.

I always look for your post, and always love reading them. So you got to start posting more, Woman!!

Willie

[jenfer]

haha... LOL. I like it.

[EssTer]

LOL but true

[bluekat]

LOL that's so true!

[Randi]

That's a great one - and so true.

Here's another:

Can any of you identify with this?

30 years!

1970: LONG HAIR.
2000: LONGING FOR HAIR.

1970: THE PERFECT HIGH.
2000: THE PERFECT HIGH YIELD MUTUAL FUND.

1970: KEG.
2000: EKG.

1970: ACID ROCK.
2000: ACID REFLUX.

1970: MOVING TO CALIFORNIA BECAUSE IT'S COOL.
2000: MOVING TO CALIFORNIA BECAUSE IT'S WARM.

1970: GROWING POT.
2000: GROWING POT BELLY.

1970: WATCHING JOHN GLENN'S HISTORIC SPACE
FLIGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS.
2000: WATCHING JOHN GLENN'S HISTORIC SPACE
FLIGHT WITH YOUR CHILDREN.

1970: TRYING TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO OR
ELIZABETH TAYLOR.
2000: TRYING NOT TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO
OR ELIZABETH TAYLOR.

1970: SEEDS AND STEMS.
2000: ROUGHAGE.

1970: POPPING PILLS, SMOKING JOINTS.
2000: POPPING JOINTS.

1970: OUR PRESIDENTS STRUGGLE WITH FIDEL.
2000: OUR PRESIDENTS STRUGGLE WITH FIDELITY.

1970: PAAR
2000: AARP

1970: KILLER WEED.
2000: WEED KILLER.

1970: HOPING FOR A BMW.
2000: HOPING FOR A BM.

1970: THE GRATEFUL DEAD.
2000: DR. KEVORKIAN.

1970: GETTING OUT TO A NEW, HIP JOINT.
2000: GETTING A NEW HIP JOINT.

1970: ROLLING STONES.
2000: KIDNEY STONES

1970: SCREW THE SYSTEM!
2000: UPGRADE THE SYSTEM.

1970: PEACE SIGN.
2000: MERCEDES LOGO.

1970: TAKING ACID
2000: TAKING ANTACID.

1970: PASSING THE DRIVERS TEST.
2000: PASSING THE VISION TEST.

1970: " WHATEVER"
2000: " DEPENDS "