Oh believe me, I know how much she needs a dog - but, I myself don't really need one, so she'll have to wait until she gets a place of her own.
Well, those 2 pulled a good prank on the old mom on Friday night - I was doing the night shift at the store where I work, and this customer came up to me, a nice young lady, and started asking me incredibly stupid questions. She had an electrical outlet plate in her hand, and asked me if it would be safe for her son to lick! I'm standing there thinking 'please tell me there aren't people in the world this clueless', and asked her why on earth her son's tongue would be anywhere near an electrical outlet in the first place. She said "he just likes to", and I pretty much just said NO, it is not designed to be licked, and walked away, hoping that she was just a fruitcake trying to pull my chain and didn't seriously have a child at home licking outlet plates. It wasn't until a few minutes later that I thought 'wait a minute - tall, young, long brown hair - looked kind of like that picture of Kate I saw once..........' Anyway, when I got home, Laura could barely look me in the eye without giggling, and I came around the corner into the family room and sure enough, there was that same girl
Kate sure is a sweetie - she can come and visit us anytime! (She might not want to though until I have the house vacuumed better - turns out her cat allergy is pretty serious
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The legend says that Mohammed adored cats. When one of them was sleeping on his sleeve and he had to go out, Mohammed supposedly cut off the sleeve so as not to disturb his pet.
A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast - Proverbs 12:10
How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein
What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens
There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. - Dan Greenberg
If purring could be encapsulated, it'd be the most powerful anti-depressant on the market. ~Alexis F. Hope
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