I showed my boss the lightpole today...the conversation went a little like this...

Boss: How do you know you did that damage?

Me: Because I hit it.

Boss: Yeah, but how do you know that it wasn't already there?

Me: I don't

Boss: Then how do you know that you caused that?

Me: Because I hit it.

Boss: Tonya, get a clue.

Me: Oh! Yeah, I don't know if I did that. I am not sure, it could have already been like that.

Boss: Well, we'll pay for it, but I can't see myself suspending you if I don't have proof that you caused that damage.

Me: Ok! Thank you!

Boss: Don't thank me, you didn't damage that pole. I said...you didn't cause that damage, you hear me?

Me: Yes sir!

Gosh, I love him!