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    Where would you hide???

    Italian police seek huge breasted woman

    Italian police are looking for a woman with huge breasts who has gone on the run after failing to pay for £5,000 implants.

    The 46-year-old woman, who has been identified only by her initials AM, slipped out of her hospital bed following the surgery and disappeared.

    Doctors at the clinic in Rome say that apart from the unpaid bill they are also concerned for her health as she requires close monitoring following the surgery.

    Dr Jamal Salhi said: "She told me that she needed the surgery because she worked in a hostess bar and that clients preferred big chested women.

    "She went from a size four to a size eight which is the largest you can get in Italy. When she came to my surgery she said: "I want the biggest chest possible."

    "'It has since emerged that she gave false information when she arrived at the clinic and apart from running off without paying, as with any surgery she needs to be monitored afterwards."

    Dr Salhi then revealed it was not the first time he had been the victim of a fraudster. He said: "This has happened to me several times before, the most recent was last December.

    "A man had a penis enlargement and disappeared without paying. We still have to be paid for that operation."

    Police spokesman Adriano Lauro said: "We have issued a warrant for the woman's arrest and also one for her husband following the complaint from the clinic."


    Story filed: 10:33 Monday 16th February 2004
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    Stupid police.....

    Her friends are hiding in BRA-zil........
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    lol...she'd be kinda hard to miss, huh?

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    Re: Where would you hide???

    to answer the question - "where would you hide?"

    1. Las Vegas
    2. a Biker bar
    3. a Janet Jackson concert.

    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    Re: Re: Where would you hide???

    Originally posted by catland
    to answer the question - "where would you hide?"

    1. Las Vegas
    2. a Biker bar
    3. a Janet Jackson concert.
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    Where would I hide?????

    In a "treasure chest"????

    Arrrr matie!!! Oops, sorry, that was the other week......

    Or how about a Dolly Parton look-a-like contest??
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    *snicker* That's actually quite comical....They should ask to be paid in advance!

    Thank you Wolf_Q!

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    LOL,


    No comments on the guy that 'stiffed' the doctor???
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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    No comments on the guy that 'stiffed' the doctor???
    Oh yea, I was so busy thinking about my own anatomy that I totally missed this one.

    He'd be pretty "hard" to catch but when they do, into the "penal" colony he goes. (can I say that here )
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Do they have Coconut trees in Itali ?
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    You might even turn on the TV and spot her on the "boob tube".

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    Too funny guys
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    Too funny! Unfortunately, right now, I wouldn't have to hide Maybe I can go to Italy to get it done, too! Since it would be free.

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    Originally posted by dukedogsmom
    Too funny! Unfortunately, right now, I wouldn't have to hide
    I'll be happy to give you some of mine
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Where would you hide?


    Why, right next to those mysteriously elusive stockpiles of WMD
    that suckered us into combat in Iraq.
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    Originally posted by lizbud
    Where would you hide?


    Why, right next to those mysteriously elusive stockpiles of WMD
    that suckered us into combat in Iraq.

    If the WMDs were disguised as breasts, the guys in the armed forces would have found them by now, trust me.

    It's a guy thing.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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