You can have him after tonight!

I was downstairs doing laundry and folded a whole new set of towels and pulled out a freshly cleaned bath mat. I carried my load upstairs, dropped the towels into their cabinet and carried the mat into the bathroom...

What do I see when I turn the light on? Allen in the middle of pooping on the other bathmat! He knew he was wrong, so he flew out of the bathroom and I rolled the evidence into the toilet and swapped the mats. Back to the laundry again!