For Richard

[2kitties]

Richard, a girfriend in San Francisco emailed this to me today and I, naturally, thought of you.

How do you know you live in California?

1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are
> visible.
>
> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
> house.
>
> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
> carrying on a conversation
> in English.
>
> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair,
> a nose ring, and is
> named Breeze.
>
> 5. You can't remember ... is pot illegal?
>
> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers
> and a sperm donor.
>
> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
> coffee beans are grown,
> and you can taste the difference between Sumatran
> and Ethiopian.
>
> 8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest
> arugula.
>
> 9. You can't remember ... is pot illegal?
>
> 10. A really great parking space can totally move
> you to tears.
>
> 11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV
> broadcast.
>
> 12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere
> else in the US.
>
> 13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia
> and crotch-less chaps ...
> You don't even notice.
>
> 14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at
> Starbucks wearing the baseball
> cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney
> really IS George Clooney.
>
> 15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house
> payment.
>
> 16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is
> gay, the woman who
> delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay
> rep is a guy in drag.
>
> 17. You can't remember .. is pot illegal?
>
> 18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report
> on every news station:
> "STORM WATCH 2003."
>
> 19. You have to leave the big company meeting early
> because Billy Blanks
> himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.
>
> 20. You pass an elementary school playground and the
> children are all busy
> with their cell phones or pagers.
>
> 21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you
> leave for work an hour
> early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>
> 22. Hey, Is Pot Illegal?
>
> 23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
>
> 24. The Terminator is your governor.

[RICHARD]

it's storm watch 2004.

and only the Royals can afford dog therapists...


I don't ride the bus so the crotchless chaps I'd never see..


Otherwise...

[jenluckenbach]

ROTFLOL

[micki76]

LMAO! Those are great.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Then of course you've got this one:

The land is too large to secure all of it. The bad people causing this damage can roam anywhere, and we can't possibly police the whole place.

Why are we still there?

We occupied this land, which we had to take by force, but it causes us nothing but trouble.

Why are we still there?

Their government is unstable, and in the process of changing.

Why are we still there?

Refugees are fleeing by the thousands, driven from their homes.

Why are we still there?

It will cost billions to rebuild, which we can't afford.

Why are we still there?

There are more than 1000 religious sects. We can't even secure the borders.

Why are we still there?

And to repeat: Every day we hear of more Americans killed in this dangerous land.

It is clear.

We must abandon California

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Then of course you've got this one:


We must abandon California

NOW THAT WAS COLD.......


Can I live in your garage?

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by RICHARD
NOW THAT WAS COLD.......
Can I live in your garage?

Well....not sure if you'd want to because that's rather cold right now too.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Well....not sure if you'd want to because that's rather cold right now too.

You never get cold with a cat in your bed!

[Tonya]

lmao!

I'll take all of California's drama for the sunshine! It's well worth it.

[mugsy]

Richard, you can come live in our basement!!

[2kitties]

okay children. stop this bickering this instant. Nobody is going to live in anybody's garage.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by 2kitties
okay children. stop this bickering this instant. Nobody is going to live in anybody's garage.

DAMN!


psst, Mugs....

What am I going to do with the cat???

[mugsy]

Originally posted by RICHARD
psst, Mugs....

What am I going to do with the cat???

The dogs need a toy!! lol I'M JUST KIDDING!!!!

Keep him in the basement and he'll hide when the dogs come down to help me with laundry. hehehe

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by mugsy
The dogs need a toy!! lol I'M JUST KIDDING!!!!

Keep him in the basement and he'll hide when the dogs come down to help me with laundry. hehehe

NO problem there...the other day I left the screen door open and Eddie decides to take a few steps out....he meets up with COLD DOG NOSE and backs up into the house......

It was funny stuff!

[mugsy]

So are you saying you have a weenie cat?