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Thread: Almanacs and communists: ITS NOT A JOKE!

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    Almanacs and terrorists: ITS NOT A JOKE!

    I read in the paper that terrorists might be reading the almanac to make another attack. Be careful about where you go.

    ~sweet_stormy~

    ps~ this is not a joke.
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    communists? or terrorists?

    Almanacs and communists: ITS NOT A JOKE!

    I read in the paper that communists might be reading the almanac to make another attack. Be careful about where you go.

    ~sweet_stormy~

    ps~ this is not a joke
    communists? or terrorists?
    a bit of a difference, but yes, the news has said that TERRORISTS might be using almanacs...
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    Hahaha!!

    Yes, beware of the red under the bed.

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    well communists are terrible too....

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    Originally posted by G.P.girl
    well communists are terrible too....
    That's relative and up for debate. Plenty of people consider communism to be a perfectly legitimate form of government.
    Certainly China (most populous country on earth) feels okay with it.

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    ok i guess i worded it wrong. in my experience communists are very bad. they took over hungary and most of the peple i knew are still scared of the goverment even though they have a new goverment now.

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    I'm curious, what can they do with the almanac?

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    Originally posted by micki76
    I'm curious, what can they do with the almanac?
    That's a darned good question...

    http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/12/29/fbi....ap/index.html
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    Originally posted by babolaypo65
    That's a darned good question...

    http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/12/29/fbi....ap/index.html
    LOL I was jmust coming here to post the same link. Thanks!

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    As far as comunisim goes...*I had to comment*
    It looks good on paper, however when you put humanity into the equasion....
    It stinks...just like most other good ideas

    THIS IS JUST AN OPINION BTW lol

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    Yeah, no doubt the "communists" will probably use the almanac to figure out the best time - weather wise - to fly to California and take over Hollywood..again. What I said, yeah..right

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    Originally posted by lbaker
    Yeah, no doubt the "communists" will probably use the almanac to figure out the best time - weather wise - to fly to California and take over Hollywood..again. What I said, yeah..right
    ROFL

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    Originally posted by lbaker
    Yeah, no doubt the "communists" will probably use the almanac to figure out the best time - weather wise - to fly to California and take over Hollywood..again. What I said, yeah..right
    Oh, really funny Laurie.

    And what will you do in July when the BBQ is canceled???

    And how can you trust communists anyway....

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    Brought to you by the folks who sent everyone out to buy plastic sheeting and duct tape . . . not to mention the watchdogs who ignored agents' warnings about foreign students in flight schools who didn't seem to care about learning takeoffs and landings.

    Really, almanacs? Why is this administration so afraid of books?

    And by the way, did you know we've located a weapon of mass destruction? But don't blame Saddam. It was in Texas!

    http://truthout.org/docs_03/123003F.shtml

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    Not only almanacs, but, maps too! I think you can somehow twist the map in such a way, and then depending on the sun's position, by the almanac, the map becomes a weapon of mass destruction.

    Then, if that doesn't work, you take the map, find your position on it,by the almanac, and get the heck out of dodge!

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