Why the world spins.

[Relentless]

The earth spins because of all the penguins on the north pole walking... prove me wrong. I dare you.

[micki76]

[wolf_Q]

Originally posted by micki76

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[slick]

OK. I'm working with you on this

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Ok, I'm sorry, I thought it was hilarious. But really, what was the point of posting that?

[Kfamr]

Originally posted by wolf_Q
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[wolf_Q]

Originally posted by Kfamr
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[GoldenRetrLuver]

You guys crack me up.
I must add...

[Kfamr]

Yay, Math class!

[Karen]

Originally posted by Relentless
The earth spins because of all the penguins on the north pole walking... prove me wrong. I dare you.

That's easy. Penguins do not live at the North Pole. Therefore, you are wrong.

See a simple source here

[GoldenRetrLuver]

Originally posted by Karen
That's easy. Penguins do not live at the North Pole. Therefore, you are wrong.

See a simple source here

LOL! I can't believe I didn't catch that.

[G.P.girl]

i earth spins because of gravitational pull from the sun and stuff like that. i feel smart now cuz i just learned about the solar system and stuff in science class

[Tonya]

Lol; got us thinking!

[popcornbird]

How pathetic. Karen is soooooooo right. Penguins live at the South Pole.........not North Pole.

[LoudLou]

A long time ago, the earth was a great deal farther from the sun than it is today - like a hundred miles further. Yeah, you didn't think I meant THAT far, but I did. The continents were covered in glittering snow and the oceans of the earth were completely frozen over. This was bad news for dolphins and other sea mammals who are somewhat dependent on oxygen. The two dominant species on the planet were Mankind and Penguinkind. These two species coexisted in a symbiotic relationship: The humans, who were not able to survive the subzero temperatures without some sort of heat source, enlisted the aid of the penguins to run around in little wheels all day, generating energy which was then converted to heat. This provided enough warmth for the average human dwelling, and if there were four or five penguins on one wheel, it was even better news because that meant that there was enough extra energy to perhaps power the water heater for a couple hours, so that people could take showers instead of having to smear ice cubes all over their naked bodies to clean themselves. In return, the humans allowed the penguins to rent out their freezers as snug little apartments during the night. (The purely scientific evidence, and it IS scientific, indicates no reason why the penguins wouldn't just build their own homes outside if it was SO cold out, but whatever.)


One day, there was an evil penguin named Norbert. Norbert's years of flipper-busting labor had caused bitterness and hatred to build up in his little body until he couldn't take it anymore. With an malicious glint in his eye, Norbert began convincing his fellow penguins that they did not have to spend their lives as slaves to the system any longer. Soon, all across the world, penguins began rebelling against their "slave drivers," as they began calling them. There were those penguins who argued that there were mutual benefits for both species in the Human/Penguin relationship, especially when there were nice cold leftovers that the humans were generous enough to leave for the penguins. However, the majority of Penguinkind grew steadily more violent and hateful. Occasionally, small groups of peaceful penguins spoke out against this type of behavior. Unfortunately, these penguins were quickly killed and eaten by the others. Before long, the world was consumed by the cannibalistic evil that Penguinkind had become. Penguins refused to do any work at all. Humans everywhere froze in their homes and prayed for deliverance from the arctic wasteland they lived in and the psychotic penguins who ate through their walls at night and pecked their eyes out, eating their brains through the sockets.


Eventually, it all became too much for the Lord of the Penguins to bear. The Lord of the Penguins was the source of all penguins, and he spent centuries beneath the surface of the earth, hibernating and dreaming of naked Snowladies. Anyway, the Lord of the Penguins rose up from his berth and witnessed for himself how satanic and destructive his children had become in his absence. He was horrified and furious. "I spent SO LONG convincing God that you shouldn't have been destroyed in the first place because your SO useless, and this is how you repay me? Even CATS could do your job, you know. And I bet they wouldn't clutter up people's freezers, either - unless they were bad... Anyway, that's not the point. As punishment, I shall swat this here planet so that it sits closer to the sun and so melts this icy paradise you've become to used to! Humankind is more fit than you to dominate the Earth. To the ends of the earth with you!" With that, the Lord of the Penguins smacked the Earth so that it spun much closer to the sun than before. As the ice that coated the planet broke away and melted, the crazy penguins shrieked evilly and scrambled to their icy sanctuary on the ass-end of the Earth. Ever since then, penguins have only lived on the South Pole. This hypothesis also nicely explains why penguins are constantly plotting to destroy the human race and feast on their flesh eternally.


© Eric Rogge http://www.ofcharmandstrange.com/id820.htm

Or Relentless could be refering to Linux Online - Penguins invade the North Pole! Then again maybe not, but Thanks for making us think!