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    lucky in Las Vegas

    There I was among the flashings lights, free drinks and glamour..

    the slot machine I was playing would hit three "7"s but would only pay out in a single coin......

    I was getting frustrated....this was my 5th or 6th jackpot and all I would get was a lousy coin...

    as I stood up from the chair to find someone to help me cash
    out my winnings I heard this noise that sounded someone moving a pile of coins back and forth...


    Clink clink clink............PING.........another coin from the slot machine!!!!

    Sure enough, as I emerged from my dream I could tell it was the
    cat who had to play desk hockey with the pile of change left on top....

    With dexterity far beyond a pro hockey player, Ed was batting coins, left, right, left and shooting them to the floor....

    on top of his glass food dish...which sounds like the cup on a
    vegas one armed bandit.....

    a bit of a disappointment- really a HUGE disappointment- because I was ready to raise a stink about all the money that was owed to me by the casino...

    Now I have to convince the cat that I really was winning.....

    and wait for him to pay me.....
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    lol

    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    LOL Once you're having a great dream, they always manage to ruin it
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    Richard, what the heck do you eat before going to bed??? Your dreams are wilder than mine!!!!
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

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    ROFL


    First, I thought wohoo, some one hit is big in vegas. I never win big and it's nice to hear of someone who does. Then as I was enjoying the story, I wondered why is this in cat general. Then I was wondering why you didn't find the nearest change person, and get your money from the first jackpot.

    Great story!!!!!!! Good luck collecting from the cat. I agree what are you eating before bed, or you really should stop nibbling the kitty nip before bed.

    Thanks for the smile tonight.
    Bob & Joey,
    and their happy and willing slave, Bryan.

    Many Thanks to Kay for the Picture.

    My motto - "Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE!!!!"

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    ROFL!! Cats are brats!! Every one of them!!! Thats why we gotta love em!



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    I think CatDad is right: Who gets the catnip in your household? Eddie or you?

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    Funny Richard ! Cats like to let you know they are a round , even in your dreams ! LOL!

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    Darn it. Here i thought that you hit it big in Vegas and had bought all new Cat Condos and Delxe Cat Food! Maybe next time!
    THE RAINBOW BRIDGE FOUND HOTEL ANGELS HAVE A NEW FRIEND IN CORINNA.


    ALMOND ROCCA BATON AND ELLIE ANGELS ARE GUARDIANS TO ETERNAL KITTENS ROCC-EL AND T TEEN ANGEL, ALMOND ROCA , VLAD , PAWLEE , SPRITE. LITTLE HEX, OSIRIS AND ANNIE ANGELS.
    EBONY BEAU TUBSTER AND PEACHES BW SPIKE & SMOKEY


    NOW PRECIOUS AND SAM ARE TOGETHER WITH ETERNAL KITTENS SAMMY ,PRESLEY, SYLVESTER AND SCRATCHY JR , MIGHTY MARINA, COSMIC CARMEN, SAMSON ,UNDER KITTY AND SUNKIST AUTUMN & PUMPKIN.
    MIA AND ORANGE BLOSSOM ANGELS HAVE ADOPTED TUXIE , TROOPER , SONGBIRD AND LITTLE BITTY KITTIES MIA-MI BLOSSOMER, TUXEDO AND DASH AS THIER ETERNAL KITTENS.
    PRINCESS JOSEPH AND MICHAEL ARE CELEBRATING 19 YEARS AS LUCKY FOUND CATS

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    gambling, sports and catnip are my ONLY vices...


    oh, did I mention my cat???
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Originally posted by Barbara
    I think CatDad is right: Who gets the catnip in your household? Eddie or you?

    ~~~Same here~~~

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