To My GodMomKat, Edwina...

[zippy-kat]

Dear Miz Edwina,

My Mom says I gotta writie you cos she's about ready to hang me up by my pretty pink toenails. My Grandma bought me that cutie collar charm you see here:

Only, I don't think it's so cutie. It's suppose to be a fishie but as you can see, I chewied off his tail. I decided I didn't like that creative work, so I chewied the rest of it off yesterday afternoon and batted it unnerneath the couch. Well last night, when my momma and I were in bed, I set to work on the jinglie bell.

She heard:
jinglie jinglie jinglie..... *pause*.... jinglie jinglie jinglie.... *pause* .... rattttttttle jinglie rattle.... jinglie.... *GULP*...!

I ATE IT!


My mom is very uppieset with me! She says even "cutieness overload" won't work this time.

She also says, we're chaging the clasps on all my collar charms...no more easy-to-open fishie hook ones! How do I let Mom know that I just don't like plastic fishies with jinglie bells? I don't mind my other charms, honest!

Please advise, Miz Edwina!

Thankie you,
K'Cee

PS Everyone is on HIGH litterbox alert. Why? I'm very good about using my box!

Ha ha, LOL!!! This really made me burst out laughing!!
You are a real cutie, K'Cee, never mind what your meowmie says!!!

[Barbara]

OOOOhhhh K'Cee -did nobody tell you that this kind of fishies is not good food for kitties
Please use your litterbox soon to make sure it all went it's natural way.

And you looked sooo cute with that charm

[catlover4ever]

That sure did give me a really good laugh for this morning. Sounds like something one of my babies would do.

K'Cee, no matter what your meowmie says, I think you are beautiful, but you should not have eaten that fishy....it's the wrong kind to eat.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Dear Darling K'Cee,

Some advice dear girl....plastic is NOT a food group -- not for us felines at least! (Canines are a different story!) Stick to chewing furniture, momma's figures and toes, and anything soft that momma seems to particularly cherish. Occasionally chew actual cat food or toys just to keep them off guard.

Now the way to dispose of these things they hang around you neck is to lose them. Much more effective and they will crawl around looking under things and provide you with hours of entertainment. My momma puts a harness with a cow bell on it around me when I go outside. If I work real hard I can snag it on something and wiggle out. Then I hide. You should see her face when she spots the "empty" harness.

(Don't tell but I thought the pink fishy was adorable. Pink is SOOO your color!)

Love and kisses....godmomma Edwina

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Oh K'Cee you cutie pie, I'm sure you mommy isn't really mad at you, she's just worried about you, and hoping everything passes through without doing you any harm. I'm sure she and grandmom learned their lesson on what charms to give you, and how to keep them on, but I'm also sure that she forgives you - and will forgive you even more once the darn thing shows up in the litter box.

And I also don't think your mommy could resist the cuteness overload, cause you sure do know how to pour it on!

And Mz Edwina, don't be scaring your mommy like that! She loves you dearly you know, even if she did agree to bring Eddie into the house, and she would be most upset if anything happened to you. I know you find it entertaining to see her searching all over for you, but really, you wouldn't want to give her a heart attack or anything because then who would take you outside in the first place?

Such naw-tee kitties. And Zippy, you better watch out because it seems K'Cee does not always get the kind of advice that a mommy would be happy to hear!

[ramanth]

I guess I should be thankful Logan just takes his collar off.

Silly K'Cee!

[Steffi N]

Oh Miz K'Cee you are the most
Hope the jinglie bell jinglies its way through you FAST.

[HayleyRosie]

Oh K'Cee you silly kitty. Your suppose to hide the things you don't like not eat them. My sister Mandy is really good at hiding things away from mommy and daddy. Mommy still cat find some of the things she has put away.

[ScantyNebula]

LOLOLOL K'cee, you are SO silly!!! You really made me laugh today! I have to tell Toby and Lily when I get home, I'm sure they'd find it funny too!

[Randi]

K-Cee! I know you're not living in a fish eating state, but you should be able to tell the difference. Perhaps I should send you some real ones.

I hope it comes out smoothly at the other end!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

K'Cee, Leonardo, Luke, and Chester want to know if you jingle now when you walk? I told them no, but they don't believe me.

Please keep us posted on how this all comes out!

[zippy-kat]

Dear L, L, & C (Moff's boys):

Mom says I do jinglie when I walk...but she says it's my brain rattling around in a lotta empty space. I don't think that's very funnie.

[PayItForward]

Originally posted by zippy-kat
Dear L, L, & C (Moff's boys):

Mom says I do jinglie when I walk...but she says it's my brain rattling around in a lotta empty space. I don't think that's very funnie.

ROTFLMAO

After a bad day at work, I really needed a laugh.

[slick]

Gee, this story really rings a bell......

Kinda like Quasimodo......