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    The Problem with Lipstick

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

    Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

    He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

    There are teachers, and then there are educators.



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    ROTFLMAO !!!!!
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    rotflmao!

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    That is so hilarious! Cured them of that, didn't it? They're way too young to be wearing it, anyway.

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    Why can't I think of things like that??

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    lol.

    i think i have seen this joke before, but it's still very funny.
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    Love it! lol


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    it was

    a joke? I thought it was real! And while I read it i thought, the custodian should be told to clean it no more- let them filthy it up with their lipstick and at the end of the year, corral them all in there and let them figure out how to get it off! little (keep my mouth shut here- but not a slur!)
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    Haha, at first I thought this was a report thing, and I was like "Where have I seen this before?" Then when I finished I was like "Ohhh yeah!"

    LMAO!!

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    LMAO!!! I thought it was real at first too lol
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    lmbo! So funny! hehhee
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    That is so funny.
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    ROTFLOL!!! That is hysterical.

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    LOL!!

    When I read the first few lines, I was just thinking how gross it is to even put your face near a bathroom mirror at a school.

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