Aren't these so true!?
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez
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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
- English proverb
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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
- Ellen Perry Berkeley
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One cat just leads to another.
- Ernest Hemingway
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
- Mary Bly
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Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
- Joseph Wood Krutch
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People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
- Faith Resnick
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I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
- Hippolyte Taine
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No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.
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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
- Albert Schweitzer
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The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
- Ernest Menaul
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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Time spent with cats is never wasted.
- Colette
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Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
- Missy Dizick
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You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.
- Colonial American proverb
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
- Joseph Wood Krutch
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.
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Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
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The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.
- Ogden Nash
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