Huhlo Miz and Mizzer PetTalkers-
Dis is da Hyper-Piper. I hasta tell you I spinx my momma is lozin' her mind. Firstest of all, she's had her noze stuckiez in a book, studyin' for sumpin' called da GURR test. I dunno what she needz to GURR for and persabunnyly, I don't spinx GURRing is very produktive or funnie -- esp. when da BrattKat Sisser does it to mez. *THuMpZ* And it alzo occuried to me dat GURRing is not gud fur Mom's healf. Her tummy allsore is aktin' uppiez.
Nextest, I spinx she furgotz when the 12 dayz of my Burst Moose is. Yesterday, I gotz a BIG package in da mail. Now, I dunno how to readz but I do know my letters and those letterz were, "25 L B S - T I M O T H Y H A Y." When I asked mommie whut da package said, she told me "TO PIPER BUNNIE WIF LUV. ~Mommie" And guesses whut was in dat package? LOTS of hay! And a treat bazket and my very own hang-on-the-cage water bowl! Now, I don't hafta uze dat dummb bottle no morez!
AND someone made her an offer on her bigg fishez tank. And do you know whut she didz? She soldz it! (I spinx she needs a head checkie!) She didz keep her small aqua-airy-yum tho. I knew she likied doz big fishies so I asked her why she soldz it. She said, "As much as I loved the big fishies, I love you and kizziekat more. If we move, we'd never be able to take the big tank with us." I was kinda sadz for da fish and asked her why Gramma couldn't take care of them. Mom saidz Gramma likez fishies but doesn't like taking care of dem cos she don't know much aboutz dem. Then I askied momz about moving... she saidz probably Jewl-lie iffin' we doz. Except fer mez... I was movin' VERY soonz! "But I don't wanna movez! I finally trusts you guys now! I like it herez!" I saidz. And Mom scoopied me uppiez and told me she'd never rehomez me. I liked dat answer so I lickied her chin. Then Momz showed me whut she was talkin' boutz... LOOK! She ordered me a new houze!! It lookiez like diz:
She saidz it iz from da Leith Petwerks company and that she hasta order the "Chubby Bunny Package." I asked her whut dat meant and if my fur made my butt lookz big. She laffed and said Noz. Da Chubby Bunny Package was for the larger breedz....
QUIT Hoggin' da puter you Chubby Bunny!
Mom sedz I am notz a Chubby Bunny! *THuMpZ* Finish tellin' 'emz da story, Kizze--I gotzta go clean my roomz.
HI Miz and Mizzer Pettawlkerz, this is K'Cee. I think I should begin by fixing my brother's mistakes...
1. That should be the GRE test not the GURR test.
2. *sigh* That should be Burstday and/or the 12 days of Christmouse. I'm not sure which he's talkin' aboutz.
3. The only thing I know about the move is that I have to get chips from the vet. (I hope they're the cheezy kind! I like those!) I don't know why I hafta get chips from the vet--there are some at the house!?
I'm not sure what this GRE test is all about but it doesn't make mom feel too good. Esp. this evening... she came home and her fav. fish Peek-A-Boo had left for the Rainbow Bridge.Peek-A-Boo was 7 years old so it was time but it was sudden.
Anyways, Piper and I justed wanted to ask for your good thoughts while Mom takes her GRE (or GURR) tomorrow. She'll be leaving at 5AM and won't be back until late. (She hasta go to someplace called Texsus to take it.)
Thanks everyone!
~Parsley wishes and Catnip Kisses to all~
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Huney, Bon & Simba-missed so very much
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