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  1. 04-10-2003, 02:50 PM #1
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    Want Ad

    I got this in an email from a friend and thought it was so funny that I'd share it with all of you! Hope you enjoy, it's cute!

    The following ad was in the Atlanta journal

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.








    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an 8-week-old Labrador Retriever. Men are so easy.
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  2. 04-10-2003, 03:07 PM #2
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    This was going around a couple of years ago. I still chuckle whenever it resurfaces.

    Thanks for the laugh.
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  3. 04-10-2003, 04:39 PM #3
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    Re: Want Ad

    Originally posted by Dakota's Mommy
    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an 8-week-old Labrador Retriever. Men are so easy.
    LOL, so true
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  4. 04-10-2003, 04:46 PM #4
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    lol so funny!
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  5. 04-10-2003, 05:29 PM #5
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    OMG lol

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    hehe thats cute
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    LOL!!! That`s soooo funny!!
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    Thats the greatest!!
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    That is hilarious!!!!!
    All of the SPCA's should run ads like that--at least it might get people in there!!!!
    Thanks for sharing!!
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  10. 04-11-2003, 11:27 AM #10
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    LOL !!!!!!!
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  12. 04-12-2003, 06:15 AM #12
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    Did You Send to Richard???????

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  14. 04-12-2003, 08:31 AM #14
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    *lol* that's so funny!!
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    Originally posted by delidog
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    LOL!!!!

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