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Thread: For you, Richard!!!

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    For you, Richard!!!

    A Canadian is drinking in a California bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Canadian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

    Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Canuck just shrugs, "That's about average up North, folks...like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy."

    Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

    Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar. The bartender says, say, you're the father of that typical Canadian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you....... so how much does he weigh now?"

    The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

    The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."

    The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,

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    ."Had him circumcised".
    Tanya, Hans, Fritz & Sparky





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    That's hysterical!!


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    Re: For you, Richard!!!

    Originally posted by Tanya&Fritz


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    ."Had him circumcised".



    no skin off my back......lololololololololol...



    and what's he doing in california while his wife is having a kid???


    huh??????
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    Re: Re: For you, Richard!!!

    Originally posted by RICHARD
    no skin off my back......lololololololololol...
    Back? They must do it differently in the States
    Tanya, Hans, Fritz & Sparky





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    Re: Re: Re: For you, Richard!!!

    Originally posted by Tanya&Fritz
    Back? They must do it differently in the States


    touche'!!!!!!
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    I don't think I'll go there....

    Mike said that's a Canadian dream right there! hehehe


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    My sides hurt!!! This is the hardest I've laughed in months!!!

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    Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
    My sides hurt!!! This is the hardest I've laughed in months!!!

    usually you have to go to a comedy club, pay the cover, order a few drinks and then worry about the drive home.....

    i guess you do get it all here at PT.......


    we'll all be here in the lounge, all week long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Groan......groan.......

    But, Yup that's our Canadian Men all right - at least on the West Coast LOL LOL
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    LOL, oh my gosh!

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