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  1. 03-24-2003, 10:51 PM #1
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    Dog Peeves...one angry dog!

    DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

    1.When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

    2.Blaming your farts on me...not funny.

    3.Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!

    4.How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over
    everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

    5.Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

    6.Any trick that involved balancing food on my nose...stop it.

    7.Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy
    carpet?

    8.Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

    9.How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

    10.Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.

    11.Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your furniture up when you're not home.

    12.When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

    13.Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

    14.The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

    15.Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my
    knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the visible fence problem!
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  2. 03-24-2003, 10:55 PM #2
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    Those are priceless! Thanks for sharing them. I'm ROTFLMAO!!!

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  3. 03-24-2003, 11:01 PM #3
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    They're great, aren't they? All I know is that I'm going to put my toothbrush in a locked room!!
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  4. 03-25-2003, 01:48 AM #4
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    those were funny! #4.. thats why I keep my toothbrush in a cabinet! and #11.. poor doggie, so frustrated, chewing on couch..."I'll teach them to not put those dumb bows in my hair!""
    grrr, chomp chomp!
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  5. 03-25-2003, 02:09 AM #5
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    Those are hysterical!! I've read a lot of them before, but some of them are new!! Thanks for the laugh at 3 am while I let the dogs O-U-T!


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  6. 03-25-2003, 03:13 AM #6
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    I love the concept of a really pissed off dog, especially when matched up with the usual outward doggy appearance of total happiness and compliance. Like the dog is sitting there wagging his tail looking lovingly at his human thinking "you suck for putting me in this dumb sweater."
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  7. 03-25-2003, 04:36 AM #7
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    LOL
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  8. 03-25-2003, 05:50 AM #8
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    LoL, those are funny!

    The way he looks at me sometimes makes me think that these three come close to the top of Bob`s list.

    3.Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
    5.Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
    14.The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

    Thanks for the grin!
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  9. 03-25-2003, 05:58 AM #9
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    Very funny! Thanks for the chuckle today!
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  10. 03-25-2003, 06:03 AM #10
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    LOL These are Golden!! I really fall into #14

    14.The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.
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  11. 03-25-2003, 09:52 AM #11
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    Those are cute! Thanks for sharing!
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  12. 03-25-2003, 09:55 AM #12
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    Those are so funny!!!
    Abbey goes for the fake throw every time--but I know Kito thinks exactly what it says there!!
    And the toothbrush--eeeww!! I'm glad I don't have any kitties, and my dogs stay in their pen!!!
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  13. 03-25-2003, 02:04 PM #13
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    Too funny!
    ...RIP, our sweet Gini...
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