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    Monty Python - Holy Grail opening credits

    Did anyone read what the said? lol. Heres basically what it was ( I just took out the names and put ... in so its not really long):

    Monty Python
    and
    The Holy Grail

    Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Gräilen

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    .....

    Røten nik Akten Di

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    Wik

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    Alsø wik

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    Alsø alsø wik

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    Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?

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    See the løveli lakes

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    The wøndërful telephøne system

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    And mäni interesting furry animals

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    With special extra thanks to

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    Including the majestik møøse

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    A Møøse once bit my sister...

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    No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
    of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
    dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
    Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...



    We apologise for the fault in the
    subtitles. Those responsible have been
    sacked.


    Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...


    We apologise again for the fault in the
    subtitles. Those responsible for sacking
    the people who have just been sacked,
    have been sacked.

    Then it goes on about a moose..like

    Editor JOHN HACKNEY
    Møøses noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
    Large møøse on the left hand side
    of the screen in the third scene from the
    end, given a thorough grounding in Latin,
    French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN
    Suggestive poses for the møøse
    suggested by VIC ROTTER
    Antler-care by LIV THATCHER


    The directors of the firm hired to
    continue the credits after the other
    people had been sacked, wish it to
    be known that they have just been
    sacked.

    The credits have been completed
    in an entirely different style at great
    expense and at the last minute.

    After that it goes on about Llamas..


    Sorry thats longish..but its funny Gotta love MP



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    You gotta read fast to catch all that, but I did the first time I saw it (I'm old enough that my first time was in a theater ) - I laughed my a** off! I LOVE Python! My cousin and I used to joke around a lot about the llamas, too - remember Merle C. Llama III? That was her nickname for me . There's stuff in that movie that still makes me laugh out loud when I watch it!
    (Like "help, help, I'm bein' repressed!")
    The legend says that Mohammed adored cats. When one of them was sleeping on his sleeve and he had to go out, Mohammed supposedly cut off the sleeve so as not to disturb his pet.

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    For quite some time I was harrassed by friends for not ever having seen any of the MP's. I have finally seen a few, and those opening credits are great!

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    Gotta love Month Python

    The Holy Grail is my favorite of their movies but Life Of Brian is good too!

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    Life of Brian was HILARIOUS, but not many people want to talk about it because of the religious controversy it stirred. All I can say is, my mom is a decent, spiritual, Christian-raised lady, and she laughed her BUTT off at that movie, as did I. That stoning scene........"even if they DO say Jehovah!"
    The legend says that Mohammed adored cats. When one of them was sleeping on his sleeve and he had to go out, Mohammed supposedly cut off the sleeve so as not to disturb his pet.

    A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast - Proverbs 12:10

    How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein

    What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens

    There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. - Dan Greenberg

    If purring could be encapsulated, it'd be the most powerful anti-depressant on the market. ~Alexis F. Hope

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