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Thread: Dis iz Oliver speaking: I need yoor votes!

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    Dis iz Oliver speaking: I need yoor votes!

    Hullo.

    Some of da nice kats at dis forum helped me win the title as Martyr Of The Month last June. Now, da voting fur Martyr Of The Year haz now begunn and I need yoor votes again!

    Here, I shall refresh yur memory of my own horrible aboose.

    Evidence 1:

    Dose awfool baths. Need I say more?!

    Evidence 2:

    Da constant booty/purn shots taken uf me and shuwed to uther evyl meowmies all over the net.

    Evidence 3:

    Iz always have to beg fur my food, it's so hoomiliating!

    Evidence 4:

    The costant aboose at the hands of my meowmie's evyl boyfriend. In dis pic he iz trying to eat me!

    Evidence 5:
    (NO PHOTO EVIDENCE YET)
    The evyl homeless kitty Kattja my meowmie found and adopted. She gets more attenshun dan I do, she constantly tortures me, eats my food an steals my toyz!

    So take a look at this poor aboosed face of mine

    an find it in yoor hearts to give a vote fur me!

    Yoo kan vote fur me by emailing [email protected], but remember, only kats can vote! To see the website and the other kandidates, click here.


    Tank Yoo,
    Oliver

    Please sign my guestbook if you have the time

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    Uhhh Oliver, dat iz homiiiliating!! Du yu realllly have to put op wit all dis

    I wil surely vote fur you!!!

    Fister.



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


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    I haz tried to run away but haven't succeeded yet.

    Tank you very much for yoor vote Fister!

    Please sign my guestbook if you have the time

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    Oh Oliver, it's obvious that you are the most abused kitty of all. Flat Polly has a pretty sad story, but your abuse was still worse - specially with that new little Kattja getting all the attention.

    You got T & P's vote fur sure.
    Tubby
    Spring 1986 - Dec. 11, 2004
    RIP Big Boy
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    Peanut
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    Robin
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    RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl

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    how embarrassing for you, Oliver. We, the 13 cats of JLB, have gotten together and voted 5 times (the maximum amount of votes per household). We wish we could have voted 13 times!~
    .

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    I should have waited to vote until tomorrow! That is election day here in Chicago and we have a tradition vote early and vote often!

    Oliver got my vote today!

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    So bunnies cannot vote, or hoomans either? Jist katz?

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    You just got Storm and Sunny's vote. Can deceased cats vote? If so then I'll also include Pepper's vote.

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    OMG , Oliver , you surely got my vote ; you poor poor kitty-cat !!

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    WOW! Owiver - we'z fink itz too much fur eny furboy to put up wiff! We'z all voted fer youz - hope you win BIG boy!!

    Purrs atcha frum Dan, Bagel and Ketchum xxx
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    --Collette

    RIP Dear Dan xxx

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    The 13 cats of the lost cats hotel as well as the 7 RB Cats are also voting for you Oliver! Go Ollie Go!
    THE RAINBOW BRIDGE FOUND HOTEL ANGELS HAVE A NEW FRIEND IN CORINNA.


    ALMOND ROCCA BATON AND ELLIE ANGELS ARE GUARDIANS TO ETERNAL KITTENS ROCC-EL AND T TEEN ANGEL, ALMOND ROCA , VLAD , PAWLEE , SPRITE. LITTLE HEX, OSIRIS AND ANNIE ANGELS.
    EBONY BEAU TUBSTER AND PEACHES BW SPIKE & SMOKEY


    NOW PRECIOUS AND SAM ARE TOGETHER WITH ETERNAL KITTENS SAMMY ,PRESLEY, SYLVESTER AND SCRATCHY JR , MIGHTY MARINA, COSMIC CARMEN, SAMSON ,UNDER KITTY AND SUNKIST AUTUMN & PUMPKIN.
    MIA AND ORANGE BLOSSOM ANGELS HAVE ADOPTED TUXIE , TROOPER , SONGBIRD AND LITTLE BITTY KITTIES MIA-MI BLOSSOMER, TUXEDO AND DASH AS THIER ETERNAL KITTENS.
    PRINCESS JOSEPH AND MICHAEL ARE CELEBRATING 19 YEARS AS LUCKY FOUND CATS

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    Tank yoo all very much. I hope dis shall teach my evyl meowmie a lesson! Purrhaps she will throw out that black evyl kitty if I win... Hehe.

    Kats at Rainbow Bridge are allowed to vote, but only kats (no bunnies). Tanks anywayz!


    Purrs,
    Ollie

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    Originally posted by krazyaboutkatz
    Can deceased cats vote? If so then I'll also include Pepper's vote.
    Only in Chicago.

    (sorry if that was in poor taste, but I just couldn't resist since it's election day here like Sara mentioned)
    Tubby
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    RIP Big Boy
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    Peanut
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    RIP Snotty Girl
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    Robin
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    RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl

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    Originally posted by Ann


    Kats at Rainbow Bridge are allowed to vote, but only kats (no bunnies). Tanks anywayz!


    Purrs,
    Ollie
    Pepper just voted for you from RB.

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    Tank yoo very much!

    Please sign my guestbook if you have the time

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