Dearest Elwood, you are gorgeous indeed! What a stunning German Shepherd Dog you are with that long, colorful fur that looks so soft and that sweet face with those lovely big brown eyes. And you are beautiful not only in appearance but also in personality! You are full of energy and make your dear people smile with your antics. You have them well-trained, don't you! You know how to get around them and make them do what you want. Your favorite thing to do is go for a car ride, and you know the signs to alert you that someone is about to take a drive. You love your food, and you love parties at which you can get special food. You and your people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Elwood, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special ride in the car followed by a serving of chicken and steak!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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