Dearest Laura, you are lovely indeed! You're an absolutely stunning budgie, with that gorgeous brilliant-yellow plumage. You have the most delightful personality, too. You're quite vocal, and sometimes, when you get upset about something, you scream! And then you calm down and sing beautifully. You enjoy playing with bells and mirrors, and you roll around your cage bar like a gymnast. You're shy of people, and you fly wildly around the cage if someone sticks a finger in. You're not tame, but you're sweet and funny, cheeky, and of course busy! You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Laura, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of apple, peach, piston millet, and MUCH more!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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