Dearest Bear, what an amazingly beautiful lady you are, indeed! You're an absolutely gorgeous mature Border Collie mix doggie, with that fluffy, soft-looking black fur and that sweet face with those lovely big dark eyes. And what a terrific story you have to tell! You were born in St. Croix in the U.S. Virgin Islands. You were an orphan who had fortunately been rescued and then hand-fed since birth. Then you and your dear person came together when you were just four weeks old! For a long time you were a sailboat live-aboard, swimming in the harbor and playing with coconuts and frolicking on the beach, also enjoying a bit of Pina Colada! Then you and your person settled down in a land-based home in Florida. You continue to love sailing, and you also love car rides with your head out the window. You enjoy barking at squirrels on the roof next door and walking on the bayfront, visiting other dogs on parade. You're in excellent health, and you just received an A+ on your checkup last week. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bear, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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