Dearest Squeegee, you are gorgeous indeed, absolutely stunning! What a beautiful example of a Rose-Breasted Cockatoo you are, with those brilliantly colorful feathers and that sweet face with those lovely big eyes and what looks like a big grin (and probably is!). You have the most delightful personality, too. You live in California with your dear Mom Betty and Dad Doug, and you rule the roost! You're quite a conversationalist. You say "Hi, Sweetie" when one of them comes home and "peekaboo" when your cage is covered at night. You think they're called Squeegee, too. When one of them leaves the room, you call "Squeeeegeeee," beckoning him/her back! You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Squeegee, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Betty and Doug and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.






I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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