Oh my gosh, dearest Missy, you are marvelous indeed! What an adorable, precious young lady you are, with that fluffy white fur and those short puppy legs and that sweet, sweet face with those huge ears and lovely big dark eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too. At age three months you're full of energy and make your dear person smile with your antics. You're very playful and very smart, and you already know some good tricks. You're also very friendly, nice to all you meet. You're the dog your dear person always wanted, and you're very special to him/her. You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Missy, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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