Dearest Patrick, you are adorable! What an absolutely gorgeous Rex Guinea Pig you are, with that colorful coat that looks so soft and that sweet face with the cute pink nose and those lovely big dark eyes, one complete with eyeliner! You have such a delightful personality, too! You can be temperamental at times. Your first piggy friend was Henry, but you and he had a falling-out, so now you're each paired with younger piggies. Now you live with Moe, a very placid, calm, and dominant piggy who keeps you in line when needed. Although you're crabby, you're incredibly snuggly! When you're out for lap time, you purr nonstop when petted and massaged, and you might even nip if the petting stops too soon! You love a cozy blanket to cuddle into, and you really love hanging out on the hammock or floating bed or some type of lounging or hanging contraption. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Patrick, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Moe and Henry and other piggie housemates and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats (no carrots!).
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
) Actually, I find your sweet expression totally endearing, your entire photo spread utterly heart-melting! And I just love your fizzy, fuzzy, Rex-like tricolor-coat, those road to nowhere, "useless" whiskers, hehe, and oh yes, your mark of distinction...that eyeliner!
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