Dear Boy, what a handsome tabby man you are. You look so soft and cuddly, especially when you are showing off that fabulous belly (anyone allowed to touch?), and your face is adorable.
Even though you act like a dog, you still do everything a kitty does. You are lightning fast, you like to break out through the screen door and you stole your person's heart, which is one of the super powers cats possess.
What's more unusual is, that you submit to other kitties who want to fight you.
Boy, you are a unique, sweet and loving kitty, and I wish you and your family a great day full of celebration, and many more happy and healthy years together.